If you were to open up a school newspaper,what kind of article would catch your eye and make you read it?

I am a writer in my schools newspaper and I need a great article to write about....something that will catch everyones eye...got any ideas..;DIf you were to open up a school newspaper,what kind of article would catch your eye and make you read it?
well, you can probably select from these...





a. Earn cash the laziest way


b. Get straight A's, without having to sweat


c. What teachers have in mind


d. Imagine a school located in Mars


e. A world without gadgets in 2006


f. A country run by a student president


g. Creating your own mark in school





I wish I could think more...maybe I could go back to this tomorrow (hopefully)...If you were to open up a school newspaper,what kind of article would catch your eye and make you read it?
Definitely the advice article or the jokes section if there is one. Also the sports section or horoscopes.(also the perfect match up's ;))
Write an insane fictional story about penguins, and make sure it's on the front page. Have the title in huge capital letters. Or do an article title like Bread: The Way Computers Work, because there will be people who will read it just because it's like that.
if someone in the school died
how to get the babes. :P
Did you know styrofoam cups and plates that you eat on may cause breast cancer?
i always look at sports or the jokes, also sometimes at the horoscope, everysingle person in the world reads the horoscope, either male or female
So am I, in my school. We have....





Comix


Sports


Advice


Hot and Not


Weekly Contests





Hope what we have helps.
Something new and exciting. An insider scoop to a teacher or a student's life that we never knew. Like maybe a popular teacher who is a rodeo clown on the side.


Exciting list of things to do other than the movies and clubbing.


How to put on a condom. (lol, as a joke but it'll certainly make people talk)


Poems by kids in the school.


Review of a movie or a local restaurant.
sex scandal involving the principal .will make everybody buy a copy
(Picture of cheerleader doing a split)





Headline: Cheerleader splits team
I for one like to see what my fellow students are doing. Like what there opinions are and an advice column. focus on both the athletics and the academics. don't be afraid to put humor into there too.
I think all students wonder what their peers are *really* like. Can you find one student who has an interesting talent or has something really cool going on in their life? Interview them...ask them anything and everything. (within reason, of course)